Captivate is a service which installs small LCD monitors in the elevators of tall fancy office buildings, on which it displays a text-based mix of locally focused current “news” and entertainment, along with advertisements thinly veiled as book or restaurant reviews. They also have a daily question for its viewers, and display the answers on screen as well as online. They’re usually short and frequently dumb, as seen here:
What’s the worst movie sequel you’ve ever seen?
The Astronaut[‘]s Wife was the worse movie I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t supposed to be a comedy but people laughed at most scenes. The enitre theater laughed when the wife was trying to kill her unborn child.
Justin
Boston, MA
[Note: Not a sequel.]
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Child’s Play
Victoria
Atlanta, GA
[Note: Not a sequel.]
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But sometimes they’re absolute gems, as follows in the rambling, proto-racist sea of errors in which one man is drowning:
This one is easy„ in 1980 a movie came out that was so bad, i thoght no one could ever make one worse, but then in 1989 they came out with a sequel, and wow was it bad. title : “The Gods must be crazy”. It was about a bushmam that finds a coke bottle that a guy threw out of his airplane window and this bushman finds it and uses it for a tool. well the entire village fights over the bottle and people start getting hurt over this bottle. so the bushman that finds it decides that he has to get rid of it, so he takes a journey to “the end of the earth” ( a cliff ) and throws it off the cliff. the entire movie was no talking„ just “clicks” that the bush people use to communicate. worst two movies ever !!
Patrick
LA =rude drivers, CA
[Note: Except for all the scenes in which white people speak English. Also, plotline describes the original film. Not a sequel.]
Posted by Matt Carman