officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

fake-mermaid:

who remembers this annoying bitch on hannah montana

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

Is that you in your icon?
Anonymous

yes this is me(: