February 2008
33 posts
Prognostication
In the future, we will post a rap song about parenting and use of the “n-word” laid down by none other than the Puddin’ Cup, the Oldest Sweatered MC, the judgiest judge in town recording his 35th disc… Bill Cosby. It should be an Onion article, but it’s all too true. (via Vulture) Posted by Joseph
January 2008
58 posts
State of the Ugly
Thank you to all the people who’ve recently added us to their ‘following’ list on Tumblr. It’s great to see so many readers sharing our love of UGLY. Without you, we’d be curled up in dark rooms cackling at our priceless Goofus and Gallant collection. —- Some of you have been sending in your own contributions. (Despite being slightly picky) we indeed welcome...
Dingo Pictures →
Slightly terrifying, bastardized versions of your favourite childhood animated films, dubbed in Deutsch, so that you get the feeling the characters are constantly threatening one another. For the type of quality product usually only found misspelled and misshapen on the shelves of dollar stores ‘round America, check out these especial titles: Aladin The King of Animals I The Hunchback of...
"You just replace 'baby' with 'Jesus'"
Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody, and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now …but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared-Jesse Washington The above quote is in regards to an obituary already written for one Ms. Britney Spears. You may notice, due to the media’s diligence on the matter, that Ms. Spears lacks...
Just Can't Get Enough
Sommers u believe or u cant how to send out a message of truth suzanne somers can make even larry king like able all young hollywood starlets should be required to know her to check in once a week face to face she moves me blake is blending letters slowly ba la becomes bl when two vowels go walking the first one does the talking today is like spring in january and i feel somehow ...
Charleston, surrounded by the rest of South Carolina, is a nice town. The people are friendly, the seafood fresh, and the uglies charming and special. More of Charleston’s best-worst will eventually come, but here are some winning poster designs by 4th-6th graders from an ad for a 1997 U.S. Treasury contest, currently displayed in the Charleston International Airport. In 2008.
If...
My Problem, Your Problem, Our Problem
his problem “Have you told your man About all of this?” “It’s not his problem.” “I’m afraid that it is!” Now, you may ask, what seems more unfortunately adolescent than a blog for your poetry? A...
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WatchThis might just be the creepiest video I’ve ever seen on the webternet, I’d never thought that title would go to an Asian girl “rapping” about the New England Patriots. *shivers* — livejamie The movie “Beautiful Mind” should have been about this lady. — dalasverdugo Didn’t she run for governor of California or something at one point? Even if she...
"A failure pile in a sadness bowl"--Patton... →
stolen from Lisagor by Ksen. Yum!
Fun with wikipedia
muffin top whale tail camel toe Posted by Lisagor.
“Instead of fueling up at bars and then roaming around looking for trouble,...”
– The thesis behind a new paper by two economists claiming that violent movies lower actual violence. Akin to claiming people would be thinner if they watched more Food Channel because they wouldn’t have time to eat. Posted by Joseph
